My daughter eats pickling cucumbers, tomatoes off my plants and robs my fridge of yogurt and fruit. I keep a stock of chocolate bars in the fridge.
My husband diets by eating less and working out. I diet by not eating the leftovers on my daughters plate after meals.
I will not cancel cable, because it keeps me from going crazy when nursing during the day. Unfortunately, Cora watches it with me.
Here is irony at its finest. The greatest verbal supporter of a healthy lifestyle is also the one who sabotages her own chances at success the most. I need to get with it.